The Order of the Hat

[Sybillrah DeGva]

The Order of the Hat is a small, quasi-religious sect devoted to the power of an entity known only as "Teh Hat". Teh Hat's power shines in all that we do, from our subtle political manipulations to our weapons as we smite our foes. Spanning across several worlds, those who are empowered by the hat stride fearlessly across realms, leaving Teh Hat's mark branded in the dead faces of those who stand against us.

We are a small, elite group of professional power gamers looking to maximize our characters to thier fullest potential. To this end, we will be focused mainly on PvP and endgame content. We will be a Light-aligned guild.

[Kisimir]

All praise Teh Hat! *bows*

[Sybillrah DeGva]

TOotH's site is updated and ready to rock. Check out the charter and decide if TOotH is the guild for you.

http://www.hyper-aeon.com/tooth/news.php

[MetalicSandX]

Does "teh hats power" cook hotpockets? Im really hungery :)

Anyways you guys sound really weird.. My kind of people!

[Sybillrah DeGva]

Does "teh hats power" cook hotpockets? Im really hungery :)



There is no limit to Teh Hat's power. Teh Hat is almighty, omnipresent, omniscient, ubiquitous, and other adjectives with three or more syllables. Verily, verily, I say unto you, though I once felt lowly hungerings for thine hot pockets just as you do.... upon becoming empowered by Teh Hat, cooking of hot pockets became so trivial that my consumption of them more than tripled, though my form remained intact. So it can be with you, should you strive to become one with Teh Hat.

[SoylentBlue]

All this talk of hot pockets and hats makes me hungie.