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blue_fire
05-22-2003, 02:54 PM
Hiya all loving role players.
This is just a topic for people to join in and have a laugh, with a bit of luck and a lot of people we could make this quite interesting... Ok
Blue fire, flying through the woods on a sunny autumn day happens to stumble across what appears to be a mouldy dodo burger.... On closer inspection *gasps* it appears to be...........................
awilgher
05-23-2003, 08:30 PM
...a dodo burger covered with mould!
After blue fire takes the burger a creature jumps from behind him and yells...
Thats my burger!Give it back!
Caveo_Eminor
05-23-2003, 09:05 PM
*as soon as he hears the words 'dodo' and 'burger' in the same sentence, Caveo comes dashing into the scene and tries to burry the burger*
rest well, my Dodo friend, you will be avenged
*after he burries the burger, Caveo stands up, and starts swinging his staff around*
Okay, who was responsible for this, who was it...!
blue_fire
05-24-2003, 11:52 PM
It was the evil dodo killer braaaah de pit! lets turn him into a................
DivZ3r0
05-24-2003, 11:58 PM
cave monkey . ow wait he is that . . hmm :P
*get fhman for a nice spell*
Duoae
05-25-2003, 01:07 PM
*The creature who had previously owned the burger walks towards Caveo shaking his fists at him*
"That was my LUNCH!!! I demand compensation or you will feel the wrath of evil! For i am............."
blue_fire
05-25-2003, 01:17 PM
......PROZ, SON OF SPOZ. i shall decapitate that thing which is sitting on your nose. I shall kill that....................................
RandAlThor
06-08-2003, 04:20 AM
...squrrel in that tree and...
Bluenose
06-11-2003, 12:06 PM
... make it into a small, but useful money pouch!.....
fizbin
06-12-2003, 04:55 PM
"You shall do no such thing" Caveo shouts, froth beginning to foam as he winds himself up into a rage.
"Well maybe kill the squrrel, but that's beside the point" Caveo interjects and then...
RandAlThor
06-12-2003, 06:47 PM
...come down from the trees a tribe of wild trytofly dodos! they sing a mysteriously chant that...
Dare2b
06-14-2003, 02:26 AM
rose the dodo burger that Caveo had buried from it's grave. In fact that was no moldy dodo burger it was....
[Edited on 14/6/2003 by Dare2b]
A dried pile of Dodo dung. Llew standing close by watching the whole thing transpire before him and starts laughing at everyone and.......
RandAlThor
06-15-2003, 01:33 PM
...coughs up an undead dodo leg. fearful that Caveo might think he'd been eating dodo, he quickly stuff it back in his mouth when...
neorapsta
06-15-2003, 06:27 PM
'I found him!!'
*points at RandAlThor*
*beats RandAlThor round with a dodo*
RandAlThor
06-20-2003, 11:48 AM
"ack!"
((and my name is 'Rath'))
Gaidin
06-29-2003, 05:22 AM
then a rabid dodo comes running out of the bushes, spits at everybody, turns around, squats down and.....
Cheese_Mouse
06-29-2003, 06:52 AM
...sings all the songs from "the phantom of the opera" after that he quicky got up and...
Gaidin
06-30-2003, 02:04 AM
.... called forth many miniature giant space dodos who ran around our ankles and then........
Sargoth
07-22-2003, 10:19 AM
...feasted on a handful of polka-dotted berry shaped nuts which exploded and...
TheHazzard
07-22-2003, 10:36 AM
...killed the rabid dodo, since he had....
Jargas
07-24-2003, 01:31 AM
....since he had what? A rabid space dodo blown to pieces, at his feet? To bad those space dodos cant be killed by fire.
The space dodo pieces itself back together and utters its first words. "Oww. That hurt!"
neorapsta
07-24-2003, 03:52 AM
The rest of the miniature giant space dodos regroup and begin a second attack on TheHazzard
TheHazzard
07-26-2003, 12:13 PM
and neorapsta.
They take up their weapons to protect themselves but....
Taspharel
07-26-2003, 02:21 PM
... the weapons disintergrate in their hands though to the strong "magical" fumes coming from the space dodos. So TheHazzard and Neorapsta start screaming and run backward until ...
maxmontana
07-31-2003, 08:46 PM
UNTIL A HUGE CROSSBREED OF A DODO AND A DRAGON SUDDENLY TELEPORTS RIGHT INFRONT OF THEM! Then it breaths fire and says..
Rygell
08-02-2003, 01:50 AM
I am a hugh crossbreed dodo and dragon!!!
*then it begins singing i want to breakfree (Queen) and does a jolly jig.
Suddenly, the Dodos began eating carmelized clown intestines right out of....
Achielles
08-02-2003, 04:21 AM
the butt of a carmelized clown. The clown looks quite discomforted and let's out a shout of pain. His mood changes as he...
Swallows a large toad, with his sudden burst of hapiness he could finaly finish what he couldnt earlier, he...
RandAlThor
08-20-2003, 03:27 PM
...falls off the cliff that was placed precariously near his back and...
Wickedkarma
08-22-2003, 10:41 AM
it uncarmelizes his insides and then he gets up an summons an antispace dodo who then .
[Edited on 22/8/2003 by Wickedkarma]
sivitri
08-23-2003, 01:16 PM
Clutching my bow,i got up listening to the surrounding.
I look around to see if my elvish eyes can spot any movements in the thick jungles around me....
Looking at the Moon i tried navigating my way through this think vegetation....
"Humph...."
"Boy o boy this forest is the thickest i have ever seen in this world full of war and strife...."
Not thinking one more though i hurried through the jungle lest something kills me in here........
LadyStormDragon
08-23-2003, 02:41 PM
Eats both sivitri and the clown then falls over dead from idegestion.
Moral of the story... Don't eat elf.
[Edited on 23/8/2003 by LadyStormDragon]
sivitri
08-23-2003, 04:59 PM
Walking down the path....
I see Ladystormdragon with a big wide mouth open!!
i then took out my golden spear of jarring and pierces it into Ladystormdragons mouth.
"Muahahahh evil woman never try to eat me"
CamasDauthi
08-31-2003, 12:10 PM
While sitting on the rock outside the burnt down library I am suddenly startled as a picture of an elf running full tilt at a huge Stormdragon.. As I watch the event unfold, I see the elf trip and lodge the spear between the teeth of the dragon and a huge rotting piece of flesh suddenly pops out on the end of the elf's spear but only for a second for the speed of the quick little elf causes him to fly right into the jaws of the mighty Stormdragon , the chomp is so sudden I thought I could hear it. :o
RandAlThor
09-10-2003, 02:59 AM
a giant wyrm comes out from its underground cavern and starts to terrorize everything when...
Achielles
09-10-2003, 03:39 AM
...RandAlThos's mom runs after Achielles for stealing some essence of dragon from her house. He mixes his potion quickly and drinkss it only to find that...
jokerazor
09-10-2003, 04:36 AM
he has turned himself into a newt. Trying to think of a way to turn back the giant wyrm as a newt, Achielles discovers........
Revalence
09-10-2003, 04:49 AM
discovers........ a pooping druid hiding behind a giant oak tree. *Hellow little newt that once was achielles bring me some tp and i will change you to your former self."as the druid grunts he poins over to DivZero's house achielles see's.....,
Furnus
09-10-2003, 05:30 AM
this game will be perfect for roleplaying
some tp, he immediatly starts running over thhere, but being him he over look the obvious sink the landscape created by a creek nd falls in it...
RandAlThor
09-10-2003, 10:40 PM
...but it was really a cliff that was placed quite precariously close to the river hat was on the other side of the cliff but just as we notice this...
Kellare
09-29-2003, 06:13 AM
... an angry dodo who's mate had previously been turned into a burger reared its head over the edge of the cliff, its mouth agape...
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