Shazi Toss

[DarkBH]

NEw Troll game any troll or other of you week race can play just need small smelly low to ground scum sucking rouge named Shazi and you have to toss for at lest 10 feet to play or maybe play Toss and Rip or Rip and Toss... Rip something off him like arm or leg and toss it if it fall on ground and u no catch tosser get to eat that part :P

[Shazi]

Also be aware that I don't take any responsibility for the damage done to the tosser...

i have also been allowed to consume the tosser by Finora...


[Edited on 25/5/2003 by Shazi]

[Fhman]

*Notices DarkBH talking innane nonsense again*

*Notes that he claims to follow light but is called DarkBH. Only a half troll could be so witless...*

Hmm what to do ?

*Turns DarkBH into succulent tender cauliflower with lemon icing*

You know how hard it is to toss anything if you don't have any arms ?

[DivZ3r0]

you really want Sof to kill you, dont you? ^-^

[DarkBH]

HEHE int you would think me high in flyin bug but the name DarkBH stands for that i bounty hunt the dark but maybe u brain smaller then most flys and divz3ro sof not all that much to worry about you act like you all going to be seeing me alot and telling you dought sof will even last people talking about guilds is one thing lets see how well you work together in game some the people you think you like now you may not get along with in the game and even if i get into beta. guilds i dought going to have not much use till maybe beta 3 and i think the smart one's will pick a guild later but i hope sof makes it and grows big i love being hunted on other games i have have 600 strong guilds hunting me and i did just fine i am neddle in haystack you are hay but ill still find time to crush your guild one person at a time :P




"Hero's never come back"

[Absolution]

The more trash talk the worse.....Just spreading the flames of hatred lol

[Shazi]

It will be hard hiding fom SoF when SoF is everywhere ;), and belive me, we would put no effort to hunt you when there is bigger pray, only if you did some kind of damage would we mind... but since i hardly think you could even come close to a member of SoF without being caught then i don't think you have to worry about us...

[Edited on 25/5/2003 by Shazi]

[Tubalcain]

hehe...fun and games.

[Fhman]

Fine and brave words from the cauliflower shaped half troll. Your superb (mis)use of punctuation, spelling and grammar to annunciate your threat, leaves me speechless with fear. (For the future of the English languange that is...)

*Pauses to lick the lemon icing*

You know I'd probably be worried about your threats but for one important point

1. You don't have any arms or legs.

[Duoae]

Cauliflours are evil and dangerous........ almost as dangerous as chopped liver and sprouts. Never underestimate the power of cauliflower! Couldn't you have turned him into a nice apple or something?

And who eats lemon icing on a vegetable? You have some WEIRD tastes........



(psst - btw he's rp'ing and that is why there is no annunciation in his posts....)

[Marauder]

HEHE int you would think me high in flyin bug but the name DarkBH stands for that i bounty hunt the dark but maybe u brain smaller then most flys and divz3ro sof not all that much to worry about you act like you all going to be seeing me alot and telling you dought sof will even last people talking about guilds is one thing lets see how well you work together in game some the people you think you like now you may not get along with in the game and even if i get into beta. guilds i dought going to have not much use till maybe beta 3 and i think the smart one's will pick a guild later but i hope sof makes it and grows big i love being hunted on other games i have have 600 strong guilds hunting me and i did just fine i am neddle in haystack you are hay but ill still find time to crush your guild one person at a time :P

all in 2 sentences...spoken like a true, ignorant half-troll :P :cool:

[Fhman]

I weep for the species ;)

[blue_fire]

Finora, leave the poor dumb troll alone! Its not his fault....
*Turns back the cauliflower into a troll, but notices there is now no hair as finora ate the icing*

~Ill turn you into a fireball at the end of my firesong~

[Caveo_Eminor]

lol.. looks like we have another contestant participating in the "become the ugliest 'Lawn-Troll' of Ganareth"!

I think he might look cute with a red pointy hat and a pink tutu...

A needle in the haystack :D We'll find a bulky half-troll trying to hide behind a broomstick in a jiffy :P

[Edited on 25/5/2003 by Caveo_Eminor]

[Denieru]

A half troll with half a brain is trying to threaten SoF. How very amusing.

You are right Master Shazi, why should we bother to track this little insect down if he in no way poses a threat to us. It´s like a little ant trying to pick a fight with a mountain. And even if this particular ant is annoying and barely able of intelligent speach we will not be moved by his pathetic efforts at provoking us.

And to you DarkBH, before you speak to any of us again I suggest you learn to read and write first. Your lack of intelligence is disturbing.

[DarkBH]

Me no need more brain power then me have you read you books ill slice and dice you and srug off anything you cast at me silly wiz types are weak i feel sorry for you :P

[Shazi]

We'll see what you can do when finora turned you into a sphere shaped punpkin while Delta, Bluenose and Denieru launches fireballs and Me and DivZero pumps you full of arrows...

oh, almost forgot, Stephen will prolly bash your brains out too...

Any other SoF wanna jump in on the beating?

[Zairyon]

This nothing short of defamation. Truly the great SoF would train you better than this? Such boasting of your skills in melee and writing are quite useless against a half-troll who has got an idea formulated. Hey it must have taken some time so maybe we should appreaciate such efforts, no?

Your over-confidence of dominating a world you can not even grasp slightly disturbs me.

[Bandar]

I will, Shazi. I can backstab him and poison his pumpkin ass :)

[Denieru]

Zairyon, we do not boast our skills, we are what we are. We do not flaunt power against mindless half wits. Do not assume anything you can not possibly have any knowledge about.

And in that regard I praise the half troll for atleast having the decency to not attempting to act above his own limitations, unlike this senile old man I see before me.

Your feeble attempts at subtlety are meaningless.

[Edited on 26/5/2003 by Denieru]

[DarkBH]

hehe SOf think troll be alone :casstet: and as of right now we all lvl 1 so i dont think fhman going to be much of any thing to me. and if i am alone me may be brave but not stupid troll not going to fight 5 too 1 inless you all hurt after befight and i jump u but me no think ill spend time hunting and tracking you to try this would have to just get lucky and i hope Shazi can hit me back a few times might feel good :P

[Alleyne]

Hey Shazi are you a for real live dragon? Cause I didnt think i'd missed any when i did my last extermination patrol - maybe you were hiding in the dark?

[Shazi]

Alleyne, nope, i wish i could be but i'll have to do the old "Half-elf rogue" ;)

[Bluenose]

*non rp*

hehe, great thread, I love that SoF get so much attension :D

Nothing wrong with beong posative on how we will do ingame,

Your over-confidence of dominating a world you can not even grasp slightly disturbs me

It's RP, would be a bit dull if we sat and talked about how we would bebeta testing all the time :P
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I pity those who's minds have been clouded by the light magic, if they were dark surly they would not speak such foolish words as these. We are powerful only in theory for the moment, but we have a history, and know the skills of our members full well.

Mock us in fear DarkBH, for you shall recieve no pity when your time comes.

[Zairyon]

It's RP, would be a bit dull if we sat and talked about how we would bebeta testing all the time It would, but a petty insult now and then doesn't harm your reputations does it? ;)

Senile old man Denieru? Well if it so seems.
As for the delicacy, none was intented, should I use it you would neglect it, failing to see the knowledge behind the common words. Out of sight, out of mind, if you forgive my banal choice for an example. You get the message.

I'm sure your wisdom and mettle will be tested in beta.
Until then...


[Edited on 27/5/2003 by Zairyon]

[DarkBH]

Fear? hmm troll not know what that meenhmm hold on me go check in book's oops me no keep book's them for selly ones full head with yawning stuff ony books good for one thing that be #2 :P pages softer then leafs. me only with light becouse they help kill dark ones who hurt me lands after dark ones gone me nocare for for light anymore and back to tending my swamp

[DarkBH]

and read what your leader says here Shazi and divz3ro and if you dont want to rp then dont reply i wasnt in rp then bluenose brought the old post back up and was haveing fun try it some time

[Edited on 27/5/2003 by DarkBH]

[Shazi]

Our leader might not mind if u do 1 post, neither do i, but ALL ur RP topics u have posted was about how "bad" SoF was and how u were gonna "defeate" us. That is what i call offensive...

And no double posting

[DarkBH]

still out of role play and bluenose called these all back up not me plus i started with just one person that happend to be in your guild then you theated me i just didnt run away scared lol so get your facts up 1st and the game hasnt started but light and dark not post to like each other maybe you need to go back to read main site lol

[Shazi]

Good, but u still behave bad, look at Antaean, he is my main enemy, but we're friends, we can keep a decent level, unless u learn that then i sugest u go back to your parents and tell them that they missed something when they raised u...

[Bluenose]

I didnt pull anything back up, the posts were made at the weekend! lol

Shazi calm down,

Lets try and keep this civil! :)

DarkBH, you shd post you meant no offence out of RP and finish this before threads start getting locked.

[Shazi]

Don't worry BN, i have made my point clear enough, if he get's it or not, that's up to him.

[Zairyon]

I feel as apologising, we do insert from time to time celestial fury into our members as they leave the guild area. It's good for morale, but it has some unplanned side-effects...
The effects differ from member to member. I wonder what mine are. :P